Friday, May 18, 2012

Post #200


[Any] or Nothing // A Regular Lie // Somewhere In the Past // The Dress // Her Love, is Like Nepa // Too Close For Comfort // Lust; Love Lost 1 // Postinor 1 (Prequel to 'The Morning-After') // Faith versus Wishful Thinking // The Morning- After (pt.. 2 of Postinor) // Elements of the Best Pick-up Line: Creativity // Mosque No Get Choir: What Will Jesus Do? // What's In a Miracle Without Jazz? // No One Man Should Have All That Power // Pursuit of Happiness // Cock Teasers & Blue Balls (Prequel to 'The Player With The First Team Shirt') // Ade Soundtrack of [2010] // Santa Claus the Maga: A Christmas Tale (pt. 1) // Santa Claus the Maga: A Christmas Tale (pt. 2 Concluding) // 25th of December, 2010 // 525,600 Minutes // Ojota: The Power of Humour // I'm on my Way // Who Knows Ella? // Welcome To Graduation // You Can Always COUNT On You // Thief Na Thief // Someone's Daughter... My Daughter // Is To Have Had and Lost Better Than Not Having At All? // African Infant Precocity... Blame Your Parents // How to GIVE EXCUSES and NOT CHOCOLATES This Valentine // The Player With The First Team Shirt // When a Girl Goes Sharon Stone On You // The Most Romantic Story...I've Read // My Relationship Vitae (RV) // ...And I Said Nothing // INVESTORS NEEDED: Sex In A Can // All Hail The Thief...No Time For Iranu // Guy, Airtel is giving free...Mtshew! Abeg, let me hear word // Float On, When You are Out of Plans // KJ Jelly The Disvirginator // What Women Want Pt. 1 // If You Ask Me // Inspector Facebook // That Selfish Love // Dele Momodu: The Man With Hardcore Grassroot Swagz // Life Cycle of A Product: Females // The Power of An Ex // The Service // Thanks, To ALL My Childhood Haters // Congratulations // Buka Pt. 1: N50 rice, N30 Beans, N40 Plaintain, 2 Pomo and 3 beef // Buka Pt. 2: N5,000 for N150 // Buka Pt. 3: This is the final Part // I Need Me A Super Duper Injunction // Live Your Life: 5 Death-bed Regrets // Dr. Death Died: Jack Kevorkian // I 'Just' Lost It Last Month // A Child Soldier Will: Johnny Mad Dog // I am Allergic To Broke Girls // Birth Contro Pills For Men...Finally // Fly Kick For My Fly Kicks // The Break Up: Based On Life Events // What if FOI Act Included Those in Relationships? // To Whom It May Concern // Why Complain When HAters Hate // Am I a Misogynist? // Talent Dey Waste // Don't Stop Believing // God Said I SHould Tell You "Blah Blah Blah..." // Poor Romantic Guy // Happy Birthday Bmars // Me // Never Say "Never Say Never" // Lasting Impression: Letter of Apology // Teenage Pregnancy // Couple's Palava // Mr. Biggs [was] 10 Now 25 // Worthless Kidnapped // Seriously, Who Voted for Goodluck (pt. 1 Atomic Energy) // A Slap Should Convince You // Gay Blood // Wrong Reasons To Commit In a Relationship // No Excuse Toilet // You Won't Understand If God Explained // Juju For Beginners // I Won't Mind Dying For You If It Meant We Would Live Together, Forever // When it Comes To Respecting Mums, Promiscious Girls Do It Better // LL Cool J BET Hip Hop Awards "I Am Hip-Hop Icon" Acceptance Speech // Letters To Juliet: Death of Romance // The Headmistress Granddaughter // Honour Among Hoes // Seriously, Who Voted For Goodluck? (pt. 2 Fuel Subsidy) // Ade Wrote A Love Song // The Boy With The Fake Ass English Accent // What A Wonderful Lie // Dancing Nude for a Blind Man/Love Responsibly // Hello...Too Much Info // You KNow The Problem, SO What's The Problem // Last Name Ever, First Name Greatest // Mr. & Mrs. // KevinWithAnL // Nag...NaG...nAg..NAg...nag...naG // Touch of My Hand // A Lannister Always Pays His Debts...and You Are Not A Lannister // Is It Possible For Me To Be Gay? // How To Annoy Your Boss // Kinky Love Triangle // Police is [Not] Your Friend // I'm a Marriage Virgin // WEMA Bank...Big, Strong, Re...oh! That's Union Bank // Beggar With A Swag // Sack Letter...Original Collected By Me // Survival of the Fittest...Fitting Into The Crowd // Appendix Friends // Benefit of Benefit of The Doubt //  It's My Party & I'll Write If I Want To // RIP* Kim Jong-il [*p stands for purgatory] // Ade Soundtrack of 2011 // Fat Detected...Please Step Back // Santa and the Hollywood Haram: Another Christmas Tale // The Chicken That Survived Christmas // 2012: If Not Now, When? // Seriously, Who Voted for Goodluck? (Pt. 3 Definitely Not Me) // Superficial Me // #OccupyNigera...Just Being Insensitive // Abusing Rape // Beware of the Rise of the Miracle Jeans // Glory: Blue Ivy Carter // Any Means to an End // Albino // Subsidy Adjustment Programme {SAP} // How To Stop Being A Nigerian // Sterlin' Bank...the One Customer [Only] Bank // Child's Play // The $1000 Theme Song // Most Expensive Facebook Page/ National Sports Commission Nigeria // January 2012: What? Why? How? // Tito // Bitch You Are Selfish // All This And Heaven // You Are Only a Girlfriend, Don't get Carried Away With The Title: The Definition // Blackberry Porsche: An Expensive Phone for the Working Class // Antithesis // Grammy of the [year] // RE: Grammy of the [year] // A Song For Everyone // The Engineer // One Year Gone: Deji Sonoiki // Put The Blame On The Cameraman // After All This Time/ TuFace Annie // Iya Titi's Family Business // How I Met Your Mother // When NYSC Posting F*cks You Up // February 2012: What? Why? How? // Rong Radio // This Is Punishment/ Mr. & Mrs. Sexy Maid // Being a Father...A Good Father // Last Nigeria Virgin [pt. 1 Green Rose] // Last Nigeria Virgin [pt. 2 Red Rose] // Osaze Osifo and the Other Guy With Certificates // Daughters of Eve in "Art Attack" // [Not] Wanking In Vain // The [D] Project: [Any] Needs A Favour (pt. 1 of 13) // The [D] Project: This is [D] (pt. 2 of 13) // What is Beauty? // The [D] Project: Adventure of a Homeless Girl (pt. 3 of 13) // March 2012: What? Why? How? // The [D] Project: You Can Only Lie With Words (pt. 4 of 13) // The [D] Project: Some People Don't Want To Be Happy ( pt. 5 of 13) // The [D] Project: Our Skin, Our History (pt. 6 of 13) // The [D] Project: Pot Calling Kettle Black (pt. 7 of 13) // By Their Bus stops Ye Shall Know Them // Call It Off // Stick It Up The Ass // Ladies, Welcome To The Friend Zone // Nigerians With Their Statistics // Who Is Your Papa? // That, I Will Never Do // The [D] Project: Will You Marry You? (pt. 8 of 13) // Ability To Work Under Pressure... // The Last Illeterate Literate Bus stop // I Met Michael Jockson // The [D] Project: The Date (pt. 9 of 13) // Suits In Boots // MAXIMUM PROTECTION // Seriously, Who Voted for Goodluck? (pt. 4, Headlines' Screen grabs of Jonathan Condemning) // My Sexy. Body // What's The Use of a Pet? // April 2012: What? Why? How? // What School Won't Teach: How to open a Bottle of Star Beer // The [D] Project: Time To Go (pt. 10 of 13) // The [D] Project: REALLY, Time To Go (pt. 11 of 13) // The [D] Project: You Can't Please Anyone (pt. 12 of 13) // The [D] Project: The END (pt. 13 of 13) // When You Have To Believe in Faith or a Man/ Chelsea FC UCL // Attachment Parenting...So That's What It's Called // SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: No More "Buy Me Credit" // Sons of Men // My Name is Ade, What's Yours? // Post #200.

10 comments:

  1. When was the last time I called you crazy?

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  2. i'm actually wondering how long it took u to do this

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    1. Tuesday, November 9 2010, when I uploaded my first post to Friday 18 May, 2012, Post #200.

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    2. I meant how long it took to drop all this links into this one post...unless you've literally planned this post since day 1 and have just been adding like that.

      In any event, post #201 should be the answer to those 11 questions i asked...i'm just sayin *bats eyelashes innocently*

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    3. That ONLY works in cartoons. I'll see what I can Do.

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  3. WOW.... I can't believe you did that :D. This is the most unique 200th post I've seen on blogger :P.

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  4. Yaaaay!! and i have read every single one of them :) im proud of you :*

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