Wednesday, May 23, 2012
Females, Size and Sexy Are Inversely Related
I know a lot of people might tag me as insensitive after reading this, but try to read this piece as an advice column. What I'm telling females is that your body size and sexiness are inversely related. What that means is, the fatter your are the lesser your level of sexiness and vice versa. That does not mean the skinny girls were the most sexy, like all curves, there is an equilibrium usually at the middle.
I know plus size females might opt for denial and say it was my opinion. Yea, it is my opinion and I am right. I had sex all kinds, types, shapes, of girls and I realised plus sized girls were the most difficult to be with. First of all, there was a very limited sexual position you could attempt with them. Flip through the Kamasutra and tell me how many positions you could use to fuck a plus size female [without breaking your back].
Another reason was plus size girls were not easy on the eyes. If you had two guys you had to choose which one had the best appearance, one wore a rumpled shirt and the other was ironed, you would likely choose the later. Now, plus size females with their stretched marks and all were like the guy with the rumpled shirt. Everyone wants a smooth skin [just like shirts]. Plus size females had stretch marks plus folds.
Every time I fucked a plus size babe, there would be seconds I asked myself, "Ade, what the fuck are your fucking?" There were times I would be confused if I was in/out. Believe me, that shit happens. Fat girls are most likely not to have a tight pussy. I don't know why. I do not few that don't have sex a lot but fucking 'em was like a freeway.
You know this feeling when you walk into your room and a girl is lying naked, waiting for you to pounce on her. That image is gory if you walked in and it was a plus size babe saying "Hey Baby". I was in that situation once, I walked in and I was confused. Confused in the sense that I had no idea how her body parts were arranged. For the first few seconds, one of her boobs looked like the head and the fat surrounding the arm looked like the neck. It was as if someone chopped off her body parts and dumped 'em in my bed.
I am not trying to diss any plus size babe, I mean, I had a lot as friends but I am telling you to do something about it before you make yourself completely attractive. Sure, clothes can hide them but you don't fuck in them. The guy that will, probably husband/boyfriend, will definitely not look forward to that. He would want to have sex in the dark and make up an excuse like it was more romantic. If you were a guy that liked eating pussy...good luck with a plus size babe.
Every plus size babe rationalize and blame the media. That the media feed us with misconceptions on what was sexy/acceptable and all that ish, fuck that shit. The media had nothing to play in this. You can deny all you want but the media only feed on general consensus ignoring the least popular opinion/views. The idea would have been accepted by the masses and the media display it for all to see. For example, you upload a video on Youtube where your dance moves were displayed. Next few hours you had a million views and those million people begin to dance your moves. That would be the point the media would feast on that because it had been established people relate with it.
That was the same with plus size babes. Over the years, our mind have been made up on what the media portray about plus size babes today. This view was also constructed from the self image plus size babe had. Don't Blame the Media, Blame the Babe.