Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Females, Size and Sexy Are Inversely Related


I know a lot of people might tag me as insensitive after reading this, but try to read this piece as an advice column. What I'm telling females is that your body size and sexiness are inversely related. What that means is, the fatter your are the lesser your level of sexiness and vice versa. That does not mean the skinny girls were the most sexy, like all curves, there is an equilibrium usually at the middle.

I know plus size females might opt for denial and say it was my opinion. Yea, it is my opinion and I am right. I had sex all kinds, types, shapes, of girls and I realised plus sized girls were the most difficult to be with. First of all, there was a very limited sexual position you could attempt with them. Flip through the Kamasutra and tell me how many positions you could use to fuck a plus size female [without breaking your back].


Another reason was plus size girls were not easy on the eyes. If you had two guys you had to choose which one had the best appearance, one wore a rumpled shirt and the other was ironed, you would likely choose the later. Now, plus size females with their stretched marks and all were like the guy with the rumpled shirt. Everyone wants a smooth skin [just like shirts]. Plus size females had stretch marks plus folds.

Every time I fucked a plus size babe, there would be seconds I asked myself, "Ade, what the fuck are your fucking?" There were times I would be confused if I was in/out. Believe me, that shit happens. Fat girls are most likely not to have a tight pussy. I don't know why. I do not few that don't have sex a lot but fucking 'em was like a freeway. 


You know this feeling when you walk into your room and a girl is lying naked, waiting for you to pounce on her. That image is gory if you walked in and it was a plus size babe saying "Hey Baby". I was in that situation once, I walked in and I was confused.  Confused in the sense that I had no idea how her body parts were arranged. For the first few seconds, one of her boobs looked like the head and the fat surrounding the arm looked like the neck. It was as if someone chopped off her body parts and dumped 'em in my bed.


I am not trying to diss any plus size babe, I mean, I had a lot as friends but I am telling you to do something about it before you make yourself completely attractive. Sure, clothes can hide them but you don't fuck in them. The guy that will, probably husband/boyfriend, will definitely not look forward to that. He would want to have sex in the dark and make up an excuse like it was more romantic. If you were a guy that liked eating pussy...good luck with a plus size babe.

Every plus size babe rationalize and blame the media. That the media feed us with misconceptions on what was sexy/acceptable and all that ish, fuck that shit. The media had nothing to play in this. You can deny all you want but the media only feed on general consensus ignoring the least popular opinion/views. The idea would have been accepted by the masses and the media display it for all to see. For example, you upload a video on Youtube where your dance moves were displayed. Next few hours you had a million views and those million people begin to dance your moves. That would be the point the media would feast on that because it had been established people relate with it.

That was the same with plus size babes. Over the years, our mind have been made up on what the media portray about plus size babes today. This view was also constructed from the self image plus size babe had. Don't Blame the Media, Blame the Babe.

14 comments:

  1. Ade! You've gone and done it again. Aren't leaving room for any disillusions as to what males do not find sexually appealing, are you?

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    1. Disillusions or deceptions?

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    2. Actually meant to say you were disillusioning folks. The disillusions should have been rewritten as illusions.
      I wouldn't say deceptions, cos some males actually like a lot of flesh on their women. So they aren't lying when they describe their fat girls as hot.

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  2. I'm not going to lie, I get offended by some of your posts. But then I remind myself that it's only your opinion and NOT FACT, and then I get a little less offended.

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  3. I'm not going to lie, I get offended by some of your posts. But then I remind myself that it's only your opinion and NOT FACT, and then I get a little less offended.

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    1. You know what, it is only right for you to get offended. Have in mind I do not write to have the support of general opinion on issues. Fact is, I write what I feel regardless who jump in the same boat with me (if any).

      I do appreciate those who take time out to read my blog and I'm glad you know these are my opinion, despite being offended. I do not write to piss people off but this is my own space to pour out whatever I feel.

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  4. PRISM..you just read my mind.. your posts can be offensive but hey its your opinion right ?

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  5. you know there are some chubby chasers right ? your thoughts are too narrow. some women are thick or fat and still healthy ..

    but its just your opinion...

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    1. I don't remember making any statement relating to plus size babes being unhealthy.

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  6. Ade, you didn't draw a line between fat, overweight, big and thick. I'm taking it for granted you sha didn't have thick girls anywhere in mind while writing this; cos your crucifixion will sha be gory if you did.

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    1. Yea, but you should get what I mean nau.

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  7. But wait oh, I'm sure your momsy is definatly thick and fat, and I bet your Popsy still loves her the way she is. So why you dey open my talk rubish. Just shut up and post beneficial topic, how this topic go come better our economy.... Mtttcchheeww

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    1. Well, Popsy is late so I wouldn't know. And it was obvious this post touch a nerve...or two, making it difficult for you to write a mistake free statement. I'll guess you were fat, but babe, you are on your own. Dissing me will not make life easier for you. The energy spent on that would never be regarded ad exercise, I won't break a sweat in responding, and you will still remain 'just the way you are' [singing Bruno Mars]

      And about the economy, does my blog address contain 'Sahara Reporters' or CNBC, besides, I don't write about the economy, I act on it. This my blog is the one thing I do for me so sorry if I can't please you, make you laugh, and write issues of economic relevance.

      To be honest, you should have shut the f*ck up. I'm not saying it out of anger. I'm actually in my bed with the AC blowing my balls. I said you should shut the f*ck up because that was what ALL my plus size friends did after reading it. Yea they know I might be insensitive but I made my points.

      By the way, if you are a guy I suggest you hook up with a blogger known as 9jagreat. You two would fit...and I'm referring to your dicks.

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