Monday, March 19, 2012

[Not] Wanking In Vain

I saw this bill [below] on my way to work this morning and decided to share it. ARE YOU INTERESTED IN BEING A SPERM/EGG DONOR OR SURROGATE? I believe those unemployed should cease this opportunity to make a bit to survive. You get to work in a [sperm] bank although you might have to leave the 'sperm' part out when you tell your friends. The beauty of it was you get paid for doing what you do on a daily- masturbating. The surrogate part for females should fetch nothing less than six figures per conception. You could go for a million if attached to a wealthy childless family.

I know my Nigerians. They ask too many questions when scared. Someone speculated it was an occult responsible for such ads. That the whole sperm/egg donor ish was a coverup. The sperm/egg were used in sacrifices, also other body parts they had access to. There might be truth to it, who knows? I'll suggest depositing the sperm directly to the customers [like banks do] and know, a tube or whatever.

DISCLAIMER: I have nothing to do with the advert but I would be interested in the outcome if you do respond.