Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Am I A Misogynist?

I hate being labelled, probably because names/perceptions given to a person by others were more likely to stick than the name/description you give about yourself. If your friends perceive you as a liar that was more likely to stick that whatever your opinion on the issue was.
I remember a cartoon I watched when I was young, can't recall the name. There was a village where villagers' names coincidentally matched their occupation. They were not aware but when a stranger arrived he realised that. For example, a baby that was named Smith would be a blackSMITH. During the stranger's stay a robber was caught and the villagers chorused severe punishment. He interfered by asking the robber his name. I think it was Rob (I know it was related to stealing). He defended him and stated he only did what he was named to do. Anyway...that was what labelling could do (you could begin to act it) and I had been labelled a misogynist.
Urban Dictionary describes a misogynist as "a man that hates every bone in a woman's body, except his". Like most situations, the first response was denial. Truth was I've realised I was a quick attacker of a female's character and I have dissed females countless times. I even refer to them as "the other [specie]" so could it be I was one. I don't want to argue my case so I'll try and be objective in a subjective way. I got eleven misogynist jokes and if you find yourself laughing at most of them, then you might be one. By the way I had over 30 but the began to disgust me.
I have to warn some people might find it offensive especially the other [specie]. Enjoy!

1. What do you tell your girlfriend with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you've already told her twice.
2. What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Hit her.
3. What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.
4. Why are hangovers better than women?
Hangovers will go away.
5. What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild?
Money.
6. What are the three fastest means of communication?
a) Internet
b) Telephone
c) Tel-a-woman
7. What do a woman and a condom have in common?
They're both either in your wallet or on your d!ck.
8. How can you tell if you ve been fucking your girl too much?
Stick your thumb in her asshole and your middle finger up her snatch. If you can hear yourself snap your fingers, ease off a
little.
9. What's the best thing about a blow job?
Ten minutes silence.
10. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again!
11.Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
When you take it off you wonder where her t!ts went.

6 comments:

  1. so what would you call a woman that hates every bone on a man?

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  2. That should be a misandrist OR you could call them gold diggers.

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  3. Those were actually very dull and insipid....Anyhoo, i really dont think ur a misogynist. At least you dont seem lyk one to me.+ if i rlly ws d 1 dat did what i think i did to you and what you made me think i did to you then ur not.

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  4. You're a dickhead, mate.

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  5. @Anonymous typo, not a "dickhead" but my dick got a head.

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