Sunday, April 15, 2012

Stick It UP The Ass

"Direction: 1 suppository in a single daily dose. Peel open plastic. Insert suppository well into rectum, pointed end first. Retain about 15 to 20 minutes"


That was what I read and it got ideas goind through my head. What stuck was "insert well into rectum, pointed end first. Retain for about 15 to 20 minutes". My definition of 'rectum' was 'ass hole', so you get the direction of my thought. I asked myself why would any one want to stick something into their ass especailly a guy.


I read that on a paper in a friend's bathroom. I doubt I would have bothered if it were a chic but not a guy. I mean, chics' sex organs were designed to stick anything with shape and occupied shape up their ass. What was he sticking up his ass? The thing I thought of was he probably was turning gay. I don't know why that came to my mind, it just did. I rationalised homosexuals probably used whatever it was to clear the ass hole for "15 to 20 minutes" before the do whatever gays did for sexual gratification.


I saw the stuff, it was shaped like the penis of a year old boy in the wrapper. At that point I was convinced he definitely was turning gay. I saw him as I stepped out of the bathroom, confused on how to react. All I did was keep my distance.


Within the hour I opened his freezer to get a drink and saw it again, the penis looking drug. I had to say something to him. I knew guys hid condoms at odd corners in the room but not in a freezer, probably it was a gay thing.


The guy laughed as I told him what had been going on in my mind. He made me understand it was a drug that relieved constipation. All the individual had to do was stick it up the ass. He froze his for easy entry.


I was like damn! Why the sexually graphic nature of drug administration. I had difficulty swallowing drugs not to mention sticking up my ass. I had to read about Dulcolax suppository to make sure I wasn't being told fairy tales. You know, with guys these days you can't be too sure. Not only babes did anything for cash. He was right though and I did learn something that day. I ended up giving my penis a new title: Orgasmic Suppository.

9 comments:

  1. I don't feel like grossing myself out by explaining it but i suggest you look up which gender's body is better designed for receiving pleasure from anal- i'll give you a hint, it involves a prostate.

    The rest of this gets some epic side-eyes lol.

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    1. Both sex have prostate [but it's known as the Skene's gland in females], so I'll go with females. Their body was indeed designed for receiving & giving pleasure from [anything >1inch deep].

      As for me, No Entry At The Exit. #bigSMILE#

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    2. Fie and Phooey good sir. The Skenes gland is in, and can be stimulated through the vagina- thus negating the need to be entering through the exit. Whereas the male prostate...well aside from stimulating the perineum, there's no other way to get to it other than navigating the back door. Case Dismissed :P

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    3. You seem educated in such. Well done. Maybe you are use to sticking something up their asses.

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    5. Aye, I do NOT have any experience in that matter! Strictly book knowledge.

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  2. You've got a most wandering mind.

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    1. Hope that's a good thing. I rather call it inquisitive.

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